“Man has Art-attack”

Man has Art-attack Tonight I attended that last of four workshop seminars on “How to be a Successful Artist.” We heard alot of talk about how to deal with galleries. The one thing that really made me laugh was the analogy, “Pack plenty of ammo.” Oh my god this is hilarious! I could just picture myself walking into a gallery mumbling to myself, “crap I didn’t pack enough ammo.” I can then picture, the director of the gallery overhearing me and then putting into to motion a chain of events that would lead to me being jailed over a terroristic threat, plot to destroy property, and the infamous headline in the Austin American Statesman. “Man has Art-attack : plot to kill an entire gallery staff. And last but not least, would be my mug shots, which by this point I have decided to go along ith the whole idea that I am a crazy, deranged artist on a warpath. After all everyone loves a good psycho artist. Which reminds me have you hugged your artist today?